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MISSION This Mission dive bar is almost always packed with a mix of young hipsters, tech-nerds, and locals, which means your chances of bumping (literally) into someone who catches your eye are pretty good.

Just know: One of the famous margaritas will make everyone look slightly more attractive, two will make Jabba the Hutt look hot, and three guarantees you’ll spend the night sleeping on your bathroom floor—not in someone else’s bed.

And as long as you don’t make these Tinder mistakes, you might even find success.

But the real magic is in your first impression, and the following examples show what a striking opener can do for you.

Double entendres have long been a staple of dating quips. Not as clever as the ones before, but straightforward mixed with unexpected can have pretty good results. Whether clever, funny, or downright serious, give us your best shot and try to swoon us with one line.

If none of these appeal to you, keep going and check out our collection of hilarious Tinder pick-up lines worth trying.

In most cases, that means a casual fling or something similar.

Seriously, this is one of the only spots in SF where almost all of the men are wearing button-down shirts, and all of the ladies are in business casual dresses with heels.UNION SQUARE If your idea of a perfect hookup is someone you’ll never have to see again, then head to the dueling piano bar in the cellar of Johnny Foley’s.Tourists flock here to sing along and dance to dueling piano players who perform all of those cheesy songs that everyone knows the words to—and everyone loves even more after a few drinks.These matches aren’t always local, which leaves you stuck in an online relationship.And if you’re just looking for something casual, ending such a relationship is never easy. It may have started as a “dating” app, but these days it’s all about hooking up.

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