Funny quotes of dating

Instead of being anxious about your love life, make a joke about it and move on.

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Scarce, sir, mighty scarce."Bobby Kelton"The difference between being in a relationship and being in prison is that in prisons they let you play softball on the weekends."Agatha Christie"An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her."Glenn Beck"Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one."Benjamin Franklin"Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterward."Laurence J.

Peter"It's better to have loved and lost than to do 40 pounds of laundry a week."Henry Youngman"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage.

Women are intriguing creatures, but the things that people can state about them can make men seem nearly alien.

These are some of my all time favorite funny quotes about women, they are not meant to “make fun” of a woman in a mean way!

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